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This time, making bets with Eva Longoria, of Desparate Housewives fame. There is another connection with Salley and that show, as it was reported that he had a heavy petting session with Teri Hatcher at some party....... All I can say is the fact that the Pistons lost means a huge ratings drop for Best Damn Sports Show:
DELIVER ME FROM EVA II. While the Pistons were mauling the bejesus out of the Spurs, I kept moving around the arena looking for Tony Parker's girlfriend, hot babe Eva Longoria of the Desperate Housewives fame.
I didn't find her. Or maybe, she just didn't want to be found.
Anyway, the Pistons just got a little more incentive to beat the Spurs because Eva just made a bet with ex-Pistons John Salley who is now one of the hosts of Fox TV's Best Damn Sports Show Period.
"I have a bet with John Salley. If the Spurs lost, I would come on in a bikini. If the Spurs won, he's coming on in a Speedo."
All of a sudden I now want Detroit to win. Not because I want to see Eva with as little clothing as possible, but because I'm afraid that the sight of John Salley in a Speedo might hasten the coming of the apocalypse.