Q&A with TE Darius Williams

from RamblinWreck.com I'm telling you right now. If D.Williams opened up a restaurant, I would NOT go there. Why? Listen to what he would serve:

If you could open and run any kind of restaurant, what kind of food would you serve and where?

If I opened a restaurant it would basically be a buffet. Just keep it simple. I would try to have stuff you don't get at a regular buffet like Golden Coral like sweet potato pie, crap legs. I would mix it up and have catfish and shrimp fried rice. I would be like a Chinese/seafood type buffet. I would probably throw in a couple of fried bologna sandwiches in there.

That's right - crap legs.

They may fix that typo by the time you read the story, but that is price-less.

I love the question about cats (seeing as I am married to a cat woman and have two):

If you could communicate with any type of animal, which would you pick?

I know most people say dogs, but if I could communicate with any type of animal I would say a cat to figure out why they are so stupid. Why they never learn their name. You can live with a cat for five years, and the cat will never learn its name and still run from you everyday you come home. You try to feed it and it will still run from you. So I want to ask them, "What's the problem?"

You have to admit, after story after story with football, practice, positions, etc, this was a nice change of pace. Seems like a funny guy.