Funny Quotes

A Tech bud of mine sent me this link - funny stuff. My personal favorites:

"Hey, any time you can trade a future Hall of Famer for two guys hitting .246, you've gotta make that deal."
-- my buddy JackO (a Yankee fan) on the Nomar trade

"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok."
-- Shaquille O'Neal