Fox Sports - What not to say to the Auburn Tigers

On "Best Damn Sports Show" last night, Tom Arnold did a "what not to say to the Auburn Tigers" skit. As you probably heard, it has come to light that there is an audio tape of Terry Bowden admitting that Auburn players were being paid thousands of dollars when he got there. He was basically asked to shut-up, shake their hands and say "Welcome to Auburn".

The two that stood out in my mind:

What not to say to an Auburn Tiger:

- If you are going to pay players, at least buy some good ones
- I haven't seen Alabama so disappointed since Hee-Haw got cancelled.